Parking Idiots Blog

::Parking Idiot Blog::


To all my friends who drive :

Once upon a time, people hang out at void decks to play their guitar, chill with friends, and cop a smoke. Nowadays, armed with their cutting edge mobile phones, they snap cars of drivers who park badly. And name them, "Parking Idiots"

Friends, please park with caution !!Parking badly has moved up the rung on the inconsiderate level! Forget about taxi drivers swerving from the extreme right to pick up random passengers;drivers that don't indicate, drivers that indicate for nothing.Put away the woes from idiots who suddenly cut into your lane and hit their brakes.And bad parkers deserves to be lynched compared to those with their all mighty "Stop-Anywhere-Anytime-HAZARD LIGHT." syndrome.

Sidenote for those who have not met patients with this syndrome: They are the HE-Mans of the Road. Armed with their Hazard Light, they stop anywhere; middle of curve, one LANE street, busy road in town, or even at a turn. If you have not met them, good for you and praise the LORD.

(Ok friends, I am not saying that al'ofya are selfish or even park like sh*t. But I think that you might have experienced a bad park once in a while, especially in a deserted lot.

Sidenote to myself:

Hmmm, I wonder if there will be a site dedicated to people who open their doors really wide and f**king leave a dent on other people's car. I think that is more inconsiderate than parking on the line when the carpark is extremely empty.. Oh well, but thats just me.

Park well my friends, may the park be with you.

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