Betsy
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Singapore's First Women's Talk-Cock Club
Welcome to my Harem. Hehe.. I is the ultimate pimp. Wherez me pimpstick and the Cup?!?!
featuring the MUFI bowling Team
Singapore First Women's Talk-Cock Club
featuring the MUFI bowling Team
Not that they are not part of the SFWTCC but its because they went to toilet la.. duno go where la.. TCing la...when the picture was taken..sorry Jess my photoshop skills not that good. You seem a lil 7th month in the pic.. hehehe
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Dodgy Yappers
I opened my mail today and found this contract written out to me :
We will allow you to move out of the above-mentioned apt and all keys to the apt to be returned to us by 12pm latest on the 23th OCT 2006.
First they gave their word that the date is 1st November.
Then they found a tenant, now this.
Word aint good no more..
However, the 23th deadline can only be extended to you provided the following conditions are agreed upon and will be make good by you:
So what this mutherfaarker is saying :
Do this and I will honour my words.. If not go to hell. Faaark man, words mean nothing now. And to think that you corporate mutherfaark has integrity.
1) To remove all hooks on the walls and to paint back the walls to the same existing colours.
I really remembered the tenant saying " oh the landlord is OK about hanging things. He is a cool chap.." Oh Well... People DO LIE..
2) To dry-clean all the curtains.
Maaaan... this issue is over rated. The landlord did not dry-clean mine. I do not understand why after talking for so long, they have agreed that this aint an issue and this.. again??!?!??? Are they running out of ideas?!?!
3) To allow my contractor to come into the apt during your stay to repair the floorings.
Seriously, he was talking about the master bedroom. Is he on drugs?!?! Does anyone in the right mind think that I would allow myself sleeping amongst saw dust and hollow floorings??
4) General cleaning of the apt before handing over to us on the 23th OCT.
I am legit, you aint. Dont expect me to behave like you. I will clean up. Not even an issue here. Its just what I have to do. What kind of condition is that?!?! Covering your big fat ugly ass??!?!
5) Power Supply to the apt will NOT be terminated by you but instead a transfer will be done by the new tenant on the 23th OCT itself.
Eat shit and die man you piece of crap. You really think I am gonna hand everything over to you on a silver platter?
In order not to have any unnecessary mis-understanding, please reply via e-mail if you are agreeable to all the above terms by the 16th SEPT (sat) 2006.
Now they want a reply in 2 days. Gosh we have been hammering them for a conclusion since 2 weeks ago.. the agony of it all... ARGH!!
Thank you for your co-operation.
What cooperation?!?! Its all just YOU YOU And farkking YOU! Go sue me you faaarking piece of shit. You really cannot expect more from an educated person. Just another literate pirate. Like I said, you faaaaaaaaaaarking piece of shit. go to hell man.
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We will allow you to move out of the above-mentioned apt and all keys to the apt to be returned to us by 12pm latest on the 23th OCT 2006.
First they gave their word that the date is 1st November.
Then they found a tenant, now this.
Word aint good no more..
However, the 23th deadline can only be extended to you provided the following conditions are agreed upon and will be make good by you:
So what this mutherfaarker is saying :
Do this and I will honour my words.. If not go to hell. Faaark man, words mean nothing now. And to think that you corporate mutherfaark has integrity.
1) To remove all hooks on the walls and to paint back the walls to the same existing colours.
I really remembered the tenant saying " oh the landlord is OK about hanging things. He is a cool chap.." Oh Well... People DO LIE..
2) To dry-clean all the curtains.
Maaaan... this issue is over rated. The landlord did not dry-clean mine. I do not understand why after talking for so long, they have agreed that this aint an issue and this.. again??!?!??? Are they running out of ideas?!?!
3) To allow my contractor to come into the apt during your stay to repair the floorings.
Seriously, he was talking about the master bedroom. Is he on drugs?!?! Does anyone in the right mind think that I would allow myself sleeping amongst saw dust and hollow floorings??
4) General cleaning of the apt before handing over to us on the 23th OCT.
I am legit, you aint. Dont expect me to behave like you. I will clean up. Not even an issue here. Its just what I have to do. What kind of condition is that?!?! Covering your big fat ugly ass??!?!
5) Power Supply to the apt will NOT be terminated by you but instead a transfer will be done by the new tenant on the 23th OCT itself.
Eat shit and die man you piece of crap. You really think I am gonna hand everything over to you on a silver platter?
In order not to have any unnecessary mis-understanding, please reply via e-mail if you are agreeable to all the above terms by the 16th SEPT (sat) 2006.
Now they want a reply in 2 days. Gosh we have been hammering them for a conclusion since 2 weeks ago.. the agony of it all... ARGH!!
Thank you for your co-operation.
What cooperation?!?! Its all just YOU YOU And farkking YOU! Go sue me you faaarking piece of shit. You really cannot expect more from an educated person. Just another literate pirate. Like I said, you faaaaaaaaaaarking piece of shit. go to hell man.
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Garang Guni Car
I really didn't know boxes are so easy to find...seriously. So yesterday Sally came over to my office with like 8 boxes.Stuffed the car so full that Botak officially christianed my car to be the ' GARANG GUNI CAR'.
Oh and XL says her mom can get some from me ; Feo, who has been religiously reading this nonsensical blog offered me like 5.
HAHAHA..
Kudos to all Serene's friends. hehehe. Cool Bananas. I am the Box Collector.
This thing for trade??! Yea, using it now. Its awesome really; much better than my piece of crap that broke down, again. So my laptop is officially decomissioning after XMAS. Everything on it is external..external monitor, usb reader, card reader, mouse, CDROM... goodness..
ITEM FOR TRADE CLICK HERE
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sunny Buick
I can't help but to surf sunny's sold out originals after Min told me. Now I feel even more pissed!! ARGHH!!!
Fark man and it costs just as much as a Shag print!!
Min, you suck..
Kitty Papillon
Illustration
Fark man and it costs just as much as a Shag print!!
Min, you suck..
Asian Pin Up
Kitty Papillon
Paris series
Illustration
Friday, September 08, 2006
Where is the morality of it all??
Well, they say its a dog-eat-dog world. But its really sad when people are just cashing out on another's death. His family is real cool man. People should just give them a break. They knocked off the state funeral; stating that he was just a regular bloke doing what he thinks is fair dinkum. Asked whoever who want to donate to give it to the environment.
And here you have people selling tribute newspapers($152?!?!?) and $1 bills just to cash in on his death. wtf is that all about?!?!
And here you have people selling tribute newspapers($152?!?!?) and $1 bills just to cash in on his death. wtf is that all about?!?!
yup, and who can ever forget the dutchman. Von Dutch's Personal Paint and Pin-Striping Box was sold for US $310,500 at Brucker Brothers Kustom Kulture Auction.
This personal paint box was inherited from his father and as for Von Dutch, who railed at the absurdity of money and material possessions, would probably be cursing and swearing in his grave. Nooo Noooo Not approve of this shit at all man.
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